When I was a kid, I DESPERATELY wanted to wear glasses. There was some time in elementary school when the first wave of classmates started to get them. I thought it would be so much fun. In fact, I even tried to ruin my eyesight so I could get glasses. I would try to strain my eyes as much as I could. Once, a friend even asked me what I was doing...I was embarrassed, so I said "nothing", and relaxed my eyes. I didn't actually know what my version of 'straining my eyes' looked like until I saw a picture of myself at a friend's birthday. My eyes were opened as wide as could be. No wonder my friend asked me what I was doing! I realized how stupid I looked trying to 'strain' my eyes, so I quit.
Since then, I have become incredibly proud of my good vision. In high school I was labeled with 20/15 vision! I was so proud! It shows how much I enjoy getting good test scores. :)
Alas, now that I spend 8 hours a day in front of a computer, my eyes have been feeling quite tired. I don't think I had a vision exam since that glorious high school moment, so I decided to get it checked out...Just to see if it was just fatigue or something else. It turns out I have astigmatism. Minor, but there none the less.
As they eye doctor was explaining astigmatism, he showed me a little diagram of two makeshift eyes. One was slightly football shaped, while the other was normal. He was trying to explain the condition to me, but all I could think about was the spelling. 'ASTIGMATISM'.

All these years I've heard people say 'I have astigmatism' and I thought they were saying 'I have a stigmatism'. I felt like a fool. But obviously I saw some humor in it, or I wouldn't be posting it for the world to know. And apparently, I am
not alone.
Anyway, I was given the recommendation to wear computer glasses. I wondered if relying on glasses at work would make my vision worse, but he said that was not the case with astigmatism. He said wearing the glasses would let my eyes rest and not have to work so hard to focus, and maybe they wouldn't get worse. So I decided to try it.
I've been looking at frames here and there, but it sure is hard to do alone! So yesterday my friend Sarah went with me and helped me pick out some hip and trendy ones...Well as hip and trendy as Elaine can get. So, I'd like to introduce part of what will be the new professional face of Elaine...

Maybe after I get used to wearing them, I'll post a picture of me with them on. But I don't know about that yet...This whole thing might become an identity crisis for me.